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Maybe You'll Be In The Other 50%

40 Time To Reflect On How Little You've Achieved

Happy New Dog

You Have A Unique Dress Sense

30 Let the Balding Begin

40 Maybe You'll Finally Grow Into Your Face

40 You Are 40 and You Look It

30 Please Buy Trousers That Fit Now

I Lkie Yuor New Gslasaes

40 Is the New 39

40 Perhaps It's Time to Reconsider Your Wardrobe

Now We're Even

21 Enjoy the Last Moments of Your Sexual Prime

Love Is Love

"Wishing You Classy Sassy Fun in Glassy" Greeting Card

"Tattoos: Because Being An Adult Is Hard" Greeting Card

"Threw My Back Out Sleeping..." Greeting Card

"Instead of "Have A Nice Day", I Think I'll Start Saying...." Greeting Card

"One Minute You're Young and Fun. and the Next...." Greeting Card

"Some People Make You Laugh A Little Louder, Smile A Little..." Greeting Card

"What (and I Can't Stress This Enough) the F*ck. Card." Greeting Card

"We Are Best Friends...." Greeting Card

"Thank You" Yellow Rose Greeting Card